目录

童趣篇

He Hit Me

他打我

Good News and Bad News

好消息与坏消息

Clever Boy

聪明的男孩

Does Anyone Want a Nice Clean Plate

有人要干净盘子吗

Anything

什么都行

Tim Saved a Boy

蒂姆勇救落水儿童

Choosing Oranges

选橙子

Father's Thing

父亲的东西

It's Not My Fault

这不是我的错

The Biggest Liar

最大的说谎家

A Telephone Call

一个电话

She Is Looking for Me

她在找我

The Teacher Cried

老师哭了

Is the Fly Delicious

苍蝇好吃吗

To Stop Two Boys from Fighting

阻止两个男孩打架

I'm Glad

我很高兴

A Small Boy and a Donkey

小男孩与驴子

First Day of School

上学第一天

Who Should Be Given the Gift

礼物该给谁

A Game

游戏

To Obey Orders

服从命令

They Understood It at Last

他们终于明白了

校园篇

Ground Rules

基本原则

Soon Over

答卷迅速

On Miracle

论奇迹

Snake in Class

课堂上的蛇

Day after Day

日复一日

No Way

没门儿

Who Is That

你是哪一个

New Year Resolution

新年决心书

Difference

区别

Where Is God

上帝在哪里

Plagiarism

剽窃

Abnormal Psychology

病态心理学

Gone to Heaven

上天堂了

It Seemed Like Hours

犹如几个时辰

Composition

作文

Warning

提醒

Eureka

我明白了

An Important Rule

一条重要的规则

Your Coat Is on Fire

您的外衣着火了

An Unexpected Answer

出乎意料的答案

Whom Were They

他们都是谁

An Abstract Drawing

一幅抽象画

Advice

说教

Outwitted

智取

家庭篇

The Choice of Word

选词

Part-Time Job

兼职工作

That Is My Husband

那是我丈夫

Marylou

玛丽露

Hands off

不许动手

Difficult in Catering Husbands

丈夫难伺候

Disagreement

意见不和

This Is Mary

我是玛丽

Cheaper

便宜

Wouldn't You Know

你不知道吗

The Big Baby

大婴儿

Frozen Marble

冰冻玻璃球

Money Refunded

退款

Spelling-Check Function

拼写检查功能

I Am Wearing My Trousers

我穿着裤子

The Thrill Is Gone

真扫兴

Mother's Warning

母亲的警告

Want a Beer

想要啤酒吗

Big Boss

大老板

Drunk

喝醉了

You May Select

可以选择

An Interesting Statistician

有趣的统计员

Man Outside

外面的丈夫

Shame on Him

无耻

A Trip to Disney

迪斯尼之旅

Christmas Tree

圣诞树

A Pleasant Surprise

惊喜

You're Not Going to Make It

你活不成了

A Promise or a Threat

许诺还是威胁

She Has Become Hostess

当了女主人

Demonstration

示范

Where Are Ours

我们的在哪儿

Ear Short

耳聋

交通篇

A Good Solution

好办法

Errors

差错

A Flat Tire

爆胎

The Young Man at the Wheel

驾车的小伙子

A Note

一张便条

A Humor Policeman

一位幽默的警察

Let's Change

咱俩换换

What Did You Come to Get

你们来运什么

We Have to Stand Somewhere

我们总得有个地方站着吧

Lesson Drawn from My Experience

前车之鉴

No Need to See a Doctor

不必看医生

Please Drive over Her

请您从她身上轧过去

All Right

没关系

Back up Two Miles

退后两英里

First Flight

第一次坐飞机

Pilot

飞行员

Buying a Car

买汽车

Shills

工作技巧

Taking Taxi

乘出租车

It Wasn't There This Morning

今天早上还没有呢

公司篇

You Can't Have a Private Conversation around Here

这儿不能进行私人谈话

Sleeping Pills

安眠药

Putting Out a Fire

灭火

The Clever Boss

聪明的老板

Creative

有创造性

New Employee

新来的雇员

Asking for a Raise

要求加薪

Who Lost

谁输了

Ditto

同上

What Is Your Address

你住哪儿

商场篇

At the Supermarket

在超级市场

In Line

排队

Midway Tactics

中间战术

I Am Acting like a Lady

我要表现得像位女士

How Much Is It

多少钱

Two Dollars

两元钱

I Volunteer to Be the Second

我甘愿第二

The Great Cover-Up

了不得的遮羞布

West Point

军旅篇

西点军校

Large Uniforms

大制服

Very Pleased to Meet You

很高兴认识你

Getting on the Train without a Ticket

无票乘火车

Lonely Ah Seng,a Recruit

孤僻的新兵阿申

Military Exercise

军事演习

That's It

原来如此

My Warship Is Your Wife

我的军舰就是你的妻子

I Didn't Know That I Was So Far Back Already

真没想到我已经往回跑了这么远

Air Force Captain and Mailman

空军上尉与邮递员

Tough Sergeant

粗鲁的中士

A Midshipman

海军军官候补生

Two Soldiers

两名士兵

名人篇

A Charming Monkey

迷人的猴子

It Was Not like Me

这就不像我了

Is Influenza Something Noble,Too

流行性感冒也是高尚的吗

A Token

象征

You Should Pay Double Tuition

你应付两倍的学费

How Fast You Could Walk

你能走多快

Rockefeller and His Son

洛克菲勒和他的儿子

The Bullet-Proof Jacket

防弹衣

The Other Half

另外一半

The Man Behind the Wheel

方向盘后面的人

Collecting Waste Iron

捡废铁

Wilson and His Secret Service Man

威尔逊和他的特工人员

A False Alarm

一场虚惊

Proposal to Bernard Shaw

向肖伯纳求婚

Give the Dog a Telephone Call

给狗打个电话

You Will Be Sleeping with the President of the United States

你将和美国总统睡觉

George Washington and the Horse

华盛顿与马

Something for Everybody

驱客妙方

Am I Uglier than You

我比你还丑吗

Coolidge's Humour

柯立芝的幽默

Nothing to Conceal

没有什么可隐藏的

The President Who Was Workaholic

工作狂的总统

Kissinger and the Belly Dancer

基辛格与肚皮舞女

Mark Twain and the Game Warden

马克·吐温与野生动物看护员

Unusual Echoes

不同寻常的回音

Good Luck or Bad Luck

是凶还是吉

It's Not High Enough

不够高